bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

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jelliekittie:

"How about…no."

jelliekittie:

"How about…no."

leecario:

we’re totally getting along

leecario:

we’re totally getting along

(via psyduckscience)

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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shitshilarious:

folks on the internet

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so-humorous:

Oh my god
gameraboy:

Time to study

gameraboy:

Time to study

(via psyduckscience)

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"The world has a serious shortage of both logic and kindness."

— Haruki Murakami, 1Q84  (via gheoul)

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jamesreads:

Wow, I just hit 20,000 tumblr followers! Thank you thank you thank you for taking the time to enjoy my work in the tumblr universe!

It’s been a looong time since I’ve done a print giveaway and I’m thinking this is the perfect occasion!

You see, there are these flat file drawers I have filled with prints that have been deemed “unfit to sell”. These guys have little dents, scratches and blobs but are totally perfect to hang on your wall for FREE. 

So to enter the giveaway all you have to do is reblog this post! Next friday, September 26th at noon I’ll be randomly selecting a group of people to receive some of these beauties!

Make sure you’re following me on Facebook and Instagram and be sure to sign up for the newsletter at www.jamesreadsmerch.com for the first word on new releases!

Much Love, 

James

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puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

image

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souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

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